Sometimes I’m in the middle of some mundane thing and for no reason at all I think of the face you make when you’re close to cumming and I just want to call you or fuck you or scream your name.
for me this happens all the time.
Octopus have no real bones in their body, except for a tough beak made from chitin, so they can squeeze into small places when fleeing predators. They’re highly intelligent creatures and have shown to demonstrate observational learning, they’re known for escaping from their aquarium enclosures and occasionally breaking into others for a snack.
Also, captive octopi occasionally show affection to their caretakers after an extended absence.
They’re boneless puppies! <3_<3
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK
I remember hearing a while ago that if its beak can fit through its entire body can
another fun fact, if octopi in captivity get too bored they just stop eating untill they die, thats why you always see them with childrens toys in their aquariums or boxes they have to open
thats also why they try to break out to go somewhere else more interesting
i swear i learn more on tumblr than i do in school
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can’t wait to get back to the ropes….
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My Sexy Husband says the thing he likes best about licking my pussy is that if I’m really close and he’s edged me enough times that I’m desperate I grab the back of his head, sometimes I even grip his hair, and I press him against me until I cum.
I’m so submissive to him this kind of gesture is completely uncharacteristic, and he likes to tease me by talking about it afterwards and watching me blush.
“It’s cute how bad you want it,” he says with a smile.
who doesn’t love that feeling
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